I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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