She's JV to your varsity
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize