Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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