I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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