I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.