I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
