I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i came on her dog
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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