You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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