So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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