I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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