are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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