She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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