Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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