I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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