My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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