Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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