I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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