And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well I just put wine in my tea
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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