so explain again why im purple
no
She said her name was "party"
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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