sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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