your thong is hanging out like whoa
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Is Oprah even human
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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