Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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