I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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