he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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