Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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