I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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