PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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