so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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