i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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