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(248): View more from Michigan

i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??

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(281): View more from Texas

3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.

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(503): View more from Oregon

At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo

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(917): View more from New York City

Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it

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(269): View more from Michigan

its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey

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(734): View more from Michigan

it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.

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