you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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