one might say we're banned from that church
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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