we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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