god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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