and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I love having hate sex.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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