He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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