just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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