$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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