I can tuck mytits in my pants
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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