after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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