Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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