Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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