I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
NoShamevember. You game?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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