I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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