Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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