Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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