moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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