We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
