If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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