Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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