i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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