She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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