gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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